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Entries in cult film (42)

Thursday
Nov162017

Zombie Take-Out Episode 342: Attack of the Tiny Bubbles

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats Scotto and Uncle John discuss one of the most infamously bad movies of all time. A film that was released over thirty years after it was film, even though its writer, director and producer has no memory of making it. This week on Zombie Take-Out, from 1977, Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. Is it the worst movie ever made? Could the title be just a little bit more specific? Was it filmed in a black box theater? How was it destroyed? I'm being eaten alive.

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Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Bed:_The_Bed_That_Eats
IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385639/
Full Movie on Youtube
https://youtu.be/QfAbeAFZ9Rk

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In two weeks ... The Day the Earth Stood Still

Thursday
Nov092017

Zombie Take-Out Episode 341: We Bought an Undead Zoo 

Zoombies Scotto and Uncle John conclude their unofficial zombie animal two-parter by discussing an Asylum film that features some horrendous CGI, lots of circumvented tropes and a couple of very unexpected badasses. Then, they discuss the second season of a popular science fiction horror series that has finally learned to balance nostalgia with storytelling. This week on Zombie Take-Out, from 2016 and 2017, Zoombies and Stranger Things. What did Thea do to that koala? Is Hopper still a good guy? RIP, Bob.

Scotto's Rating
3 brains
Uncle John's Rating

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Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoombies
IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5340882/

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Next week ... Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

Thursday
Nov022017

Zombie Take-Out Episode 340: Based on a Song by Primus 

Zombeavers Scotto and Uncle John discuss a film that turns adorable woodland creatures, turns them into the undead, copies and pastes all of the tropes of a typical cabin in the woods movie and thinks that's all it takes to make a horror comedy. A film that features some great performances in some very small roles and not one likable main character. This week on Zombie Take-Out, from 2014, Zombeavers. Were we supposed to root for the beavers? Should John Mayer be the next Chong? How many adolescent sexual innuendos can be crammed into one bad movie? Will we ever see The Modern Ocean?

Scotto's Rating
3.5 brains
Uncle John's Rating
3 brains

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Links
Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombeavers
IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2784512/

Clips

Next week ... Zoombies

Thursday
Oct262017

Zombie Take-Out Episode 339: And Also Starring Right Said Fred

Prometheus Scotto and Uncle John discuss a science fiction film from an legendary director that's the prequel to one of the greatest science fiction films of all time, but isn't really a prequel. A film with a great cast that gives them very little to work with and raises a lot of questions, but answers very few of them. This week on Zombie Take-Out, from 2012, Prometheus. Does it follow Aliens too closely? Does any of it make any sense. Is the cast better than the movie? Should the main characters have been killed off a half hour in? Don't be a skeptic?! What?!

Scotto's Rating
2 brains
Uncle John's Rating
2 brains

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Links
Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prometheus_(2012_film)
IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1446714/

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Next week ... Zombeavers

Thursday
Oct192017

Zombie Take-Out Episode 338: Flu Ex Machina

Escape From Tomorrow Scotto and Uncle John discuss an incredibly sad movie that was supposedly filmed guerrilla style at the happiest place on Earth. A film that's part horror, part science fiction, part fantasy and all nonsense. This week on Zombie Take-Out, from 2013, Escape From Tomorrow. Is it supposed to be a horror film? What was it trying to say? Did it need to be in black and white? Could Jim have been anymore unlikeable? Cat flu?! Seriously?!

Scotto's Rating
2.5 brains
Uncle John's Rating
:2

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Links
Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_from_Tomorrow
IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2187884/

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Next week ... Prometheus