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Friday
Sep292017

The "John and Scotto" Show with John and Scotto - Star Trek: Discovery (Test Episode)

Here's the test episode of our new show, The "John and Scotto" Show with John and Scotto. This time we talked about the Star Trek: Discovery premiere and, aside from some technical issues with Scotto's camera and a minor train wreck in the last few minutes, it turned out pretty well.
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https://archive.org/download/TheJohnAndScottoShowStarTrekDiscovery/The%20John%20and%20Scotto%20Show_%20Star%20Trek_%20Discovery.mp3

Thursday
Sep282017

Zombie Take-Out Episode 336: Oedipus Dolittle

The Beastmaster Scotto and Uncle John discuss a 1980s sword and sorcery flick that pit Mike from V against Zed from Men in Black, except Mike is also Dr. Dolittle and one of the second rate, replacement Charlie's Angles was there and the father from Good Times was there and you were there. This week on Zombie Take-Out, from 1982, The Beastmaster. Should more of the budget have gone toward pants? Is there anything that ferrets can't do? Could John Amos have shown a little more skin? Did they spend all of the money they saved on pants on pyro?

Scotto's Rating
4 brains
Uncle John's Rating
2.5 brains

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Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beastmaster
IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083630/

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In Two Weeks ... Fateful Findings

Thursday
Sep212017

Zombie Take-Out Episode 335: Sam, You Did It

Paris, Texas Scotto and Uncle John pay tribute to the late, great Harry Dean Stanton by discussing a two and a half hour film that has no plot, no action and began filming before the script was completed, but could easily be the best movie that they've reviewed in over eight years. This week on Zombie Take-Out, from 1984, Paris, Texas. Would the film have worked without such a great writer and cast? Could anything have been cut from it? Is it Nastassja Kinski's best work? Why was Anne flirting with Travis? Did Travis have OCD? Was Hunter more an adult than his father? Rest in peace, Mr. Stanton.

Scotto's Rating
5 brains
Uncle John's Rating
5 brains

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Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris,_Texas_(film)
IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087884/

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Next week ... The Beastmaster

Thursday
Sep142017

Zombie Take-Out Episode 334: Where in the World is MacGuffin Jr.?

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming
Scotto and Uncle John discuss the latest in a series of science fiction, disaster parody movies that have been taking a bite out of every summer since 2013. This week on Zombie Take-Out, from 2017, Sharknado 5: Global Swarming. Was the plot too thin? Does a Sharknado movie even need a plot? Who had the best cameo? Is it possible to even recognize all of the cameos at this point? Should Greg Louganis and Jeffery Combs do a movie together? Semper paratus.

Scotto's Rating
3 brains
Uncle John's Rating
4 brains

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Syfy
http://www.syfy.com/sharknado5
IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6298780/

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Next week ... The Beastmaster

Saturday
Aug262017

A Special Announcement

An announcent about a new project that we've been working on and the future of ZTO.

New Project Announcement